: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
