i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
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I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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