so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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