seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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