hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
i drank out of a bidet.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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