Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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