Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
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yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
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I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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