Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
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All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
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it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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