is your mom at the bar?
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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