In the future we'll all be gay
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
