I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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