This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
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If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
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My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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