cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
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This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
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If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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