no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
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