4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
either way he was missing a nipple.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
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Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
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Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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