im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
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Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
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She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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