Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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