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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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