She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
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so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
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Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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