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Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
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What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
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We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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