You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
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Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize