his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
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so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
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I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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