love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Someone shit on the floor
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Randomize
