Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
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my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
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She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
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