I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
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