Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
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what if every blade of grass was a penis?
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
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All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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