this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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