Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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