We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
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Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
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So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I think weed is turning my hair brown
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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