There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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