I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
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It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
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Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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