so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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