I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Pooping to opera.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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