We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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