he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
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He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
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Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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