thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
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I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
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Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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