on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
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there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
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Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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