she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
i am craving dick and cupcakes
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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