Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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