Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
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Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
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I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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