i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
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I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
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I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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