1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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