I'm drive I can fine osifer
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
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No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
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I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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