Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
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Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
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I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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