dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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