I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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