I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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