Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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