doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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