Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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