nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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