So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I supernannyed him into submission
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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