Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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