with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
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My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
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Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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