I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
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I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
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"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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