I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
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I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
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My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
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