Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
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I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
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If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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