party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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