I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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